“Bakit Nauso ang Extra- Rice sa Mang Inasal”

Hindi ka Budget Meal, hindi ka Mcdo
Hindi ka 3-day Sale, hindi ka SM
Hindi ka One-Way ticket, hindi ka Cebu Pacific
Hindi ka Budget Pack, hindi ka Datu Puti
Hindi ka Good for one day, hindi ka Smart
Hindi ka Good for two days, hindi ka Globe
Hindi ka Easy-open, hindi ka 555 Tuna
Hindi ka Combo, hindi ka Sun Cellular
Hindi ka Jumbo, hindi ka Tide
Hindi ka Instant, hindi ka Lucky Me
Hindi ka Twin pack, hindi ka Great Taste Coffee
Hindi ka Promo runs until, hindi ka Talk n text
Hindi ka Extra, hindi ka Payless
Hindi ka Serving suggestions, hindi ka Wow Ulam
Hindi ka 6 in 1, hindi ka Zonrox
Hindi ka 30% more, hindi ka Sunsilk
Hindi ka Swak pack, hindi ka Bear Brand
Hindi ka With extra chocolate, hindi ka Cream-O
Hindi ka With 20 free texts, hindi ka Downy
Hindi ka 2 labahan, hindi ka Surf Fabcon
Hindi ka Extra strong, hindi ka Redhorse

Higit sa lahat,

Hindi ka Suggested Retail Price, hindi ka DTI

Isa kang All in 1, isa kang Magic Sarap
Isa kang “We Find Ways,” isa kang BDO
Isa kang “Apat Dapat”, isa kang Rebisco Crackers
Isa kang “We Serve and Protect,” isa kang PNP
Isa kang 100% Dandruff Free, isa kang Gard Shampoo
Isa kang Hair Therapy, isa kang Dove Conditioner
Isa kang “Your in Good Hands,” isa kang Metrobank
Isa kang “No Preservatives,” isa kang San Marino
Isa kang Hot and Spicy, isa kang Century Tuna

Higit sa lahat,

Hindi ka Multiple choice, hindi ka Board Exam
Hindi ka Two-Way, isa kang One-Way
Hindi ka U-Turn, isa kang No Left Turn
Hindi ka Exit, hindi ka rin Entrance
Hindi ka Grab, isa kang Uber
Hindi ka “Barya Sa Umaga,” isa kang buo na walang panukli
Isa kang “BABAE,” at alam mo lahat ang aking sinasabi.

 

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